Friday, April 23, 2010

Bye Bye Coca Cola Post

This is my Coca Cola love/Dear John story.

I met you on a Friday. It was 1985 and I was 13. I remember it like it was yesterday...

There you were tall, dark and ice cold. I knew you were forbidden, but my mother was in town and I was alone. I knew I had to have you!

The sound of the bottle top popping off of the glass bottle was so enticing....how could I resist you?

I smelled you first, caramel and sugar. Then I went for the taste. Oh my goodness...I was hooked immediately. You and I have had a love/hate relationship.

Sometimes I have cheated on you with Diet Coke, once with Pepsi, but honestly....just too sweet for me, I like a swarthy soda...I have enjoyed you with spanish peanuts, and popcorn at the movies, in the bathtub and even on the road tucked next to my hip. You have never been too far from me.

I almost left you once before when you changed, but you have so much flavor I was drawn back when you went back to your old self....

Coke, we need to talk....I have changed....really it isn't you....it is me. We want different things in life. I want my freedom back, and my waist...

I will always love you, please don't cry.....But water has my heart now....

No, no don't beg. I am through.

So buh bye Coke. It was fun while it lasted!


7 comments:

Vegan Epicurean said...

Brandi,

LOL! That was too good. You know I support your break up 100%. Be strong, don't look back. Just walk away, quickly. ;-)

Alicia

dirtyduck said...

baby dont leave me, lets work it out!!!!that little thing with diet? that doesnt bother me, i know you were thinkin about me the whole time, dont throw all ou good times away.
love
CC xoxo

hahaha i need to give up coke too:)

Seitahn said...

Ha ha! Great post!

Luckily for me I never have had 'that' sort of relationship with soft drinks, just a little 'kiss' every now and then. But you made me laugh :)

Tahn

Wanna Be Vegan Mom said...

Oh my goodness. Coca Cola and I are in the middle of a break up right now, too. It's hard. I had to cheat on him with a pepsi yesterday to wean myself off. I LOVE(D) Coke!

But alas, it is evil. And killing millions of people by its addictive powers. Good luck, I'm fighting the fight with you!

blessedmama said...

Oh, Brandi, we said good-bye (mostly) to sodas about two years ago. Now, when they spend the night at Grandma's she allows them one cup each, and they still get it when when we occasionally food at fast-food. But, that's going to change, as well - only water at Del Taco. Gasp! I didn't mention D.T. just then, did I? That's going next!

VivaciousVegan said...

Everyone of you cracked me up.
I giggled through most of the writing for this post. Any of you that have followed me for any length of time know I am a goof ball..ie. the french toast poem....
Alicia- I am running..
DD- I laughed so hard reading your comment.
Tahn-I am proud of you!!!
WBVM- stay strong, you were always to go for coke. I support you!
MissM-I still love taco bueno, don't feel bad...and yes you mentioned it....lol

Vegan Valerie said...

That's so funny! You're cute, Brandi! :)